Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.Don’t drink while driving – you might spill the beer.If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?.Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.Try to remember some of these funny phrases from our list, so when the time is right, you can say one of these hilarious lines from memory, to make somebody smile.
These short fun sayings provide a silly expression usually using wordplay or puns to make somebody laugh. Funny sayings are a clever way to provide a combination of wisdom and humor.
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